But when he prints such misogynistic, sexist and lecherous shite as he has today with regards to last nights Classical Brits, well, it's hard to ignore:
WHY the sudden interest in classical music?
Well, they rhyme with Brits and get fellas showing a remarkable understanding of French Horn.
So gents, get down to an opera house to sample some delightful musical AND physical arrangements if you want to meet stunners in Bach-less dresses.
It would be a Verdi wise move if you ask me.
I tell you what, Gordon is wasting his talents at the Sun. He should get off to Nuts or Zoo.
As you know by now, words are not my strong point (strangely, for a blogger) so here is Simon H B from No Rock and Roll Fun:
He actually wrote that. It came out of his head, he typed it in, and then published on the Wall Street Journal's sister site. French horn.
I do love the idea of a Sun reader seeing Gordon's advice and turning up at the Welsh National Opera with a hopeful grin and a box of tissues. Actually, I don't love it.
Philip Case's report is just as bad:MYLEENE KLASS puts the woodwind up the fuddy-duddy world of classical music — arriving at an awards bash last night in this sizzling gown.
Actually, that's unfair to Case. Smart would have used woodwind in an erection gag.
Gordon's wife must be so proud.