MEGAN FOX has signed up to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie.
I presume it's by Gordon. There's no byline on the article, but it has all the hallmarks of one of his efforts...
- Crap jokes - check
- Letcherous, 'I'd give her one' type comments - check
- Completely false story - check
I'll spare you any more quotes from him but on the 26th of September Megan had definitely signed up to be Catwoman.
But alas, Gordon in his handrubbing eagerness to show us a mocked up picture of Megan in rubber, well, something takes a rumour as truth...
"It's rumor. It's not true," a source at Warner Bros. told Access Hollywood. "There is no script. There is no project to be cast in."
Megan's 'people' deny it too.
I think Gordon might finally be making a name for himself over in America...
While a new “Batman” is inevitable, when the time comes to report something definite and real, chances are a column in the Sun already known for fabricating the fab won’t have the exclusive.