Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Gordon Smart: Travel Advisor

Two words: Gordon. Smart.

No Rock and Roll Fun:
If nobody turns up to do anything interesting in the UK, there's always Amy Winehouse to fall back on:

Amy's off to isle of druggies

Anglesey?

.RECOVERING junkie AMY WINEHOUSE is planning a change of scenery — by moving to druggie paradise Jamaica.

No, I'm sure The Sun checked that that is the official tourism slogan the country is using right now.

God, Jamaica sounds terrible:

The Rehab singer, 25, wants to record her hugely-delayed third album on the Caribbean island where illegal drugs are known to be widely available.
[...]
The label is “fully aware” Jamaica is awash with drugs like crack cocaine and cannabis.


What a horrible sounding place - awash with drugs, you say. It's slightly odd, then, that last summer the Sun's travel column was recommending the island as a place for a jolly holiday, isn't it?

1 comment:

charlotte said...

I saw a programme on Jamaica a few weeks ago. It featured the some of the poor of Jamaica, and it showed how they had to get up at the crack of dawn and do back-breaking work all day just so they had enough food/money to survive.
I wonder how these people would feel if they knew that certain 'journalists' in Britain were suggesting that they do nothing but sit around on their a*ses smoking pot all day.